dress me up

whAt's sty|e?



tis noon, i was at McD (holiday plaza) & i couldnt take my eyes off this lady, ya know...because...

she's pretty. WRONG.
she's very "yeng". WRONG.
she's sweet. WRONG.
she has red hair. WRONG.
she has purple hair. WRONG.
she's tall. WRONG.
she's short. WRONG.
she's sexy. RIGHT *vomit*

what's SEXY?
i'll show u sexy:



pple with a body as perfect as ah c can wear like this la, SEXY.

but heck NO, that's NOT wat i saw today that made my vision glued to that particular person.

i was peacefully having my tea time at McD, then suddenly yy said

"wow, there's something that'll make me lose my appetite instantly!!!"

so, i was curious & looked back to the McD counter, then i regretted. lo & behold... there's this lady wearin a very skimpy mini skirt & a damn tight spaghetti that REVEALS her waist & arms. totally can VOMIT man! i mean, come on, she's not that kind of person who has a nice time-jar (those wif sand) body shape... then wana wear clothes that are TWO sizes smaller than her HUGE body!

puhhhhlllleeaassseeee laaa..... tau sendiri badan cam tong minyak (the big barrel kind), jangan la pakai spaghetti nak tunjuk kat orang... buat orang mual, tau tak! nak muntah terus! that particular part of her waist she revealed, was like bursting out from her mini skirt & her spaghetti u know... imagine.... all the FAT terpicit out at the sides... what a scene man... hvta clean my eyes using eyemo man!

nvm nvm... then beralih pandangan kat laki tepi die... wah, lagi tak tahan! middle aged man, tau tak! dah la muka cam kena tembak beribu kali guna machine gun! what's a middle aged man wearing workin attire doing wif a young lady (who is young enough to be his daughter) who wears such clothes? only possible answer to this question will be = that lady who doesnt know how to wear clothes is a "bak ku" (mainland girls workin as prostitutes or being kept by HORNY middle aged or OLD men who cant keep their dick to themselves)

*turns head & walks away from the ugly scene*